Dear NBC...

Dear NBC programming executives,

I demand answers.  How can the hours of 8-10 pm on Thursdays be so awesome and full of so much win when literally every other hour of every other day of the week on your network is so preposterously awful?  How can said vortex of suck inexplicably reverse itself so wholly and completely for such a brief period of time?  Do you have some sort of complex device utilizing quantum physics, bio mechanics, and black magic to achieve such a feat?  Could this device be used for better purposes like curing diseases or addressing world food and water shortages?  Please respond to me directly.  Thank you for your time.

P.S. - While I greatly appreciate the adorable overload of Allison Brie, Gillian Jacobs, Rashida Jones, and Elizabeth Banks during your Thursday night awesomeness I recognize these as blatant efforts to get me to forget about ConanGate.  I won't be fooled by your tricks.