Friday, March 5, 2010

If you are having a bad day...

In an attempt to utilize perhaps the most generic phrase in recorded history I shall start this post with the phrase...we all have bad days.  As they are unavoidable, it is really how we handle those bad days that defines us as people in a lot of ways.  Some people have a delicious cocktail or beer (both excellent cures) others meditate (also an excellent cure) but a lot of times at work or out and about we can't throw down a stiff cocktail or take 15 minutes in lotus position.  ( a minor digression here...seriously, how the fuck do people sit like that, even for a few seconds?  I think even indian style is an uncomfortable seated position...)  Anyway, so now I present to you my patented Bad Day Cure....Please follow these steps to the letter, its pretty simple.  All you need is Pandora, an excellent free internet radio station.  If you don't have it already go get it immediately.  They also have it for mobile phones as well.  It allows you to create your own stations based on artists you like and then it plays songs and artists similar to that.  It is freakin genius...

So here we go:

1.  take a deep breath
2.  Open up Pandora
3.  Create a new station starting with the artist Al Green.
4.  Sit back and listen for 20 minutes

I guarantee you will feel better after this. 

In case you are a complete retard and aren't aware of the sweet sounds of Mr.Green's soul music, here is a sample.  Preach on brother, preach on:

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